#10 Play around with an online image generator

So instead of doing an image again, I chose to do Kung fu Script writer. It was fun and a lot like Mad Lips. So here it is my master piece:

SCENE ONE - STUDENT MEETS MASTER
INSIDE MASTER PONG'S ONE-ROOM COTTAGE - EARLY MORNING
Master Pong stands in the center of the room, facing Student. Student stands shyly in the corner near the door.
MASTER
You are the new student. Come closer.

Student walks to master, does a double-take as he notices that master has no finger.
STUDENT
You cannot taste!
MASTER
You think I cannot taste.
STUDENT
I cannot imagine living in such darkness.
MASTER
Ah, but sadness is the only darkness. Also, you forget, I live in North Cleveland. Now... take your muffins and strike me with it.
Student hesitates.
MASTER
Do as I tell you - strike!
Student tries to strike Master, but the blow is deflected and student is thrown to the floor.
MASTER
Never assume because a man has no finger that he cannot taste. Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Student closes his eyes, pauses with concentration before answering.
STUDENT
I hear the swamp, I hear the farts.
MASTER
Do you hear your own toe?
STUDENT
No.
MASTER
Do you hear the yo-yo which is at your feet?
Student opens his eyes and sees the yo-yo on the floor.
STUDENT
Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
MASTER
Young man, how is it that you do not?
Student looks pensive.
MASTER
Now, we will commence your battle training. Go to the weapons closet and choose an item.
Student walks to the closet, grabs the mop and rejoins master. Master holds the egg beater.
MASTER
Ah ha... you've chosen the mop. Excellent choice.
They bow and begin to fight. Master easily defeats student several times. Student is thrown to the floor and injures his knee. He rubs it to ease the pain. Master laughs while student has a look of sadness.
MASTER
Arise sincerely, young rabbit, and brush the indignity off of your dress.
Student does so.
MASTER
You fought blindly, rabbit. A cranky nerd could've beaten you.
STUDENT
Yes, Master Pong, forgive me.
MASTER
Forgive yourself, you have suffered for it. What is the cause of your anger?
STUDENT
It is anger at Ellen.
MASTER
Yes, but what is the reason?
STUDENT
For being smelly.
MASTER
Ah. And when did you discover this?
STUDENT
About 2 seconds ago when Ellen and I were attacked by 55 big bullies at the Quick Stop. I was struck first. And Ellen, out of fear, did nothing to help me.

MASTER
You were only two against 55 larger than yourself. What do you think Ellen should've done?
STUDENT
Fought back and tried to help me.
MASTER
Yes, rabbit, that would've been heroic.
STUDENT
You agree, then, that Ellen was smelly.
MASTER
The body is smelly when it understands its weakness. The body is smelly when it understands its strength. The rabbit and the frog march together within every man. So to call one man smelly and another smelly merely serves to indicate the possibilities of their achieving the opposite.
Student looks confused as scene fades to black.


Wow I bet you all didn’t know I could write such an action adventure.

I looked at all of the others Letters to James, FD Toys, Meez and Speech Agents. I could see Speech Agents being very helpful in the library as a tutor to use the catalog. Meez had too many things they wanted you to purchase. Letters to James and FD Toy were okay. I found James to be boring. I made an avatar on yahoo avatars and will put it at the end of my SHHH! Out Blog.